I once created the greatest CMS in the world. And you are reading a blog based on it. Why is it the greatest? Because it lacks all the features. It doesn't actually have zero features, but it's close.

You know those little packets of dessicant you sometimes find in your food? This prompts the same thought every time I find one in my pepperoni package. Even through they are placed in the food, they come with a notice on it: do not eat.

It's obviously a tough pice of unedible plastic. I would not want to eat it even if I was very hungry. But maybe this is actually a conspiracy to enact some revenge on illiterate dumb people. They are dumb enough to eat a big piece of plastic and illiterate enough to not be able to read the warning.

That makes no sense at all.

Every time you read an obvious warning like that you have to wonder who's the kind of people who would do that. Do not eat this piece of unedible plastic. Do not stick your hands, or head, or any body part outside of the train window. And perhaps my favorite, No smoking at gas stations.

This is a good candidate for another test post. We have already implemented Markdown. Which is super cool. We don't have to worry about all those HTML conversion shenanigans.

And here is another line. <br> and the like are always things that annoy me about HTML.

Now with another line.

Last one I promise. I lied. I think it works now.

The first time is often something that you don't want to remember. Well, this post is like that. There will be ablsolutely no relevant information in this post. I don't even think we can do line breaks yet.

This is a test of line break. See. It didn't work. Let's imagine it worked because eventually I'll fix that bug. Or it's already fixed and you will never know.

The Pope wears a funny hat.

There will not be anything great about this blog.

Blog blog.